The only TV outlet that was allowed in the BJ Morgan Chased Bank Stockholders Meeting was WHACKO-TV. We slipped a security guard a Benjamin and got to sit in the front row. We shot the whole report on a cell phone camera. People are outraged. People are angry. But will anything really happen? Most of the experts say the Congress is too afraid of bankers to pass laws that hinder their evil ways. But after this report, we are sure you will have more faith in the banking system than ever before. After all, they have our money. 

Now that we know that it’s Obama vs. Romney in the winner-take-all election in November, WHACKO-TV thought it would be a good idea to take a look at some of the fringe candidates running for President. We found Hal Hitler’s campaign that is being funded by a Super PAC with donations from old people living in Argentina, go figure. We always try to give all the candidates equal time. But this may be going too far. 

With the success of THE HUNGER GAMES as a movie, WHACKO-TV wanted to know how such a great story could have made it to the silver screen. And then, Lumber Jack Bob pointed out that it was a book before it was a movie. Who knew? Not only is it one book, there are two more in the series. Lumber Jack Bob once again brings his riveting reporting to THE BOOK NOOK, the only show that books no guests, only books. You can’t get a better critique of a book on the internet, so why not watch this one? 

WHACKO-TV feels, like most Americans, it is so sad that newspapers are slowly going away. We painted one of our offices recently and the shock penetrated our very bones. Oh, what happens when there are no newspapers to use to tape around the edges of the windows when we redecorate? Then Thelma and Louise in booking brought up the fact that their perfumed parrots and macrobiotic Macaws would have nothing on the bottom of their cages without newspapers. And of course, what would the last newspaper reader read? 

Well, it is no big secret that WHACKO-TV has always left the light on for the homeless who come around to our loading dock for a bit of bread or a pint of single malt scotch. And this time, we have agreed to something we really shouldn’t have, that is helping Homeless Harry & The Hash Pipes sell their new greatest hits CD. Here is the commercial that the boys in the back room put together. It’s been endorsed and recommended by Mitt Romney. I think he has a piece of the action on this one. All we can say is “rock on!”

WHACKO-TV’s Video Travel Blog is back with a look into Vietnam from our new Pacific Rim Reporter, Dong Ho. Dong takes a look at how Vietnam has progressed since the end of that war thing they did in the sixties. It looks like Vietnam is a swell place to travel to and is warmer than North Korea in so many ways. Take a few minutes to see Vietnam through the eyes of a man with a Fu-Manchu.

Wolf Douglas is back with ADD News and he has news for cablecasters and lame-stream media types alike.  He talks about the Baseball season starting, about the great news out of Detroit and the auto industry. Today’s news is brought to you by the New York Botanical Gardens. Catch ADD News before it catches you. 

There are tons of TV shows out there, like Ancient Aliens, Alien Encounters, My College Son is an Alien, but never before has a TV show been able to bring together experts from the past, the present and the future to answer the question, Are we alone? We know that all one would need to do is to look around to see if you are indeed alone, but these smart guys seems to think that the moon is made out of cheese and there are little men with big eyes that fly here…. Oh, wait. What is that? Up there, in the sky, hey, I gotta go, get the camera…

As all the news networks and journalists scramble to find unique ways to cover the up-coming election, WHACKO-TV’s Wolf Douglas decided to do something totally different. He pulls off an interview on the front lawn of the White House. With special permission from the big guy, Douglas interviews a real-live illegal immigrant just yards from the most powerful man on the earth. Well, until the Secret Service got wind of it. What an ending.

Everyone knows that the educational system in America is under attack from politicians and snobs everywhere. WHACKO-TV once again cranked up our hidden microphones and cameras in New York’s Central Park to hear what real people are saying. We caught the Knight Watchman and the famous PR person, Bobby Ganoosh in the act, of all things, conversation. And as they were “conversating”, a studio audience was let in on the big secret.

From the extreme off-Broadway musical IF HOMELESS PEOPLE COULD FLY, comes the opening number performed by Homeless Harry & The Hash Pipes back from their tour of Amsterdam. They played every hash house in Holland. Once again, the poignant play about the plight of homeless America only amplifies the message that their problems are now ignored by arguments of debt and percentages of income taxes. Hey, the homeless are driven by debt, and it never needs an oil change. 

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