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We don’t know why we keep airing these tapes we get from TOTAL COMMANDER NIMROD. I mean putting the views of an ALIEN who doesn’t pay taxes in the USA is much like Al Jazeera airing that weirdo Bin Laden. But in the spirit of total disclosure, Nimrod’s nephew Zimulac is working as an intern this spring. Only on WHACKO-TV.

With all the publicity that WIKI-LEAKS web site is getting with their stolen documents, we thought we would turn to our Extra Terrestrial Total Commander Nimrod to get the inside scoop. And he really tells it like it is, or maybe he is just using mind control over every one at WHACKO-TV. Nimrod is a genius. Oh my, he is controlling the words I write.

MINERS RESCUED IN CHILE AND WHACKO-TV WAS THERE, WELL IN SPIRIT

Maybe it was just a hoax, but once again, someone in New York City has claimed they saw a UFO. They even captured the sighting on video and posted it on YouTube. Well, WHACKO-TV turned to our expert Total Commander Nimrod to find out just what happened. Our BREAKING NEWS story is on the air because we have ALIEN NEWS exclusively.
(July 8, 2009) Total Commander Nimrod, News Hunter from another galaxy reports on how he sees the planet earth. This exclusive to WHACKO-TV shows how very little the ALIENS know about us. This is sure to get the goat of SCI-FI fans everywhere.
We don't know why they keep coming down to earth to do their news reports, but ALIEN NEWS is back on WHACKO-TV. This time spaced reporter Nimrod talks about school uniforms, Wal-Mart and of course, Tiger Woods' late night antics. The Total Commander may think he knows us, but then do we?