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Have yourself a Spiro Agnew Kind of Kristmas
Christmas time each year presents a great opportunity for contemplation and analysis. In this case, Santa Claus urges all the young people to say positive things. Our editor board at WHACKO-TV has taken the question to another level. If all Americans could hear the words of people of the past, they would realize that what they have said they would have a greater grasp on the cynical nature of today’s political horizon. 
GREAT GIFT IDEAS FOR NEXT YEAR, IF THERE IS ONE?
Everyone loves the holidays for the memories and joy that the season brings. WHACKO-TV once again took to the highlands to record the thoughts of Bucky the Woodchuck and Beatrice the Beaver. This video demonstrates the unity and diversity we encourage here at the “big WHACK” which is what the employees of the station affectionately call the place. Join with us in the Christmas, Hanukkah, gesundheit, Ramadan, ding-dongs and Kwanzaa hut spirit. And let’s have a great year in two ot 15.
SANTA SACKED IN ARKANSAS
College football in most areas is more a religion than student sports activity. And when a team doesn’t win, the alumni come out of the woodwork and take action. When a coach, with the stature of the guy in this report, is asked to walk over the burning coals and leave a program, it’s always sad, especially right before Christmas - when most coaches get fired. See if you can find the hidden Christmas message in this report. 
Ever since Colorado legalized marijuana billions of forest creatures have been migrating there. WHACKO-TV followed the on-going emotional roller coaster of the bi-species marriage of Beatrice the Beaver and Bucky the Woodchuck. Beatrice’s bouts with depression during the holiday season have been the subject of past programs. In this, their Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanzaa Holiday Special, they introduce their new song REGGAE CHRISTMAS. It’s amazing that we celebrate a holiday that is 2,177 years old, one that is 2012 years old and one that is 46 years old with the same ardor. By the way, no ardors were harmed in the making of this video. 
GOOGLE BUYS CHRISTMAS - OWNS ALL RIGHTS TO THE HOLIDAY
With all the leveraged buyouts, the hostile take-overs and consolidation happening in all the industries, this news flash about Christmas should surprise no one. Christmas is the coveted jewel of holidays. It has survived the war on itself, the economy and even threats from unfriendly stock manipulation by evil and nasty corporations. But finally, we can all rest this Christmas Eve knowing that Christmas will now forever be in the hands of Google. Yes, you heard it right, Google has purchased Christmas and Wolf Douglas is on top of it.
Beatrice the Beaver and Bucky the Woodchuck
The Donny and Marie of WHACKO-TV
This time of the year, we try hard not to be sucked into season's greetings or be trampled by the galloping good tidings that seem to happen earlier and earlier each year. Four years ago, some of the animals of WHACKO-TV decided to write a song about Christmas. We were just as surprised as most people at the content of their lyric. The song has been re-mastered in stereo and HD (where available) and is now back on the air. We succumbed to the pressure of being seasonal without a reasonable reason.
HOMELESS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2012
Once again we’ve pulled out all the stops to produce the Homeless Harry Christmas Special. We traveled to Stoned Mountain and just followed Harry around with some cheap handheld cameras and let him do what he does best. And of course, the special effects department had a blast on this one. Keeping with our tradition of airing great tributes to the holidays, we will be rebroadcasting our holiday songs the second week of December. We don’t like to start too soon. The turkey’s not even cold.
HOLIDAY DEPRESSION CAN BE AVERTED
During the holiday season, be on the lookout for those loved ones who may suffer from depression. The WHACKO-TV players have put together a little song and dance number that will surely lift your spirits; that is because they have been hitting the spirits all day. Why be depressed when you can just smile for a few minutes, then go back to being yourself.
ELF LOCKOUT AT NORTH POLE - STRIKING LITTLE PEOPLE
It is so difficult to merge the idea of Christmas, Labor and movements into one ball of excitement for the season, but WHACKO-TV must do the job of bringing you breaking news no matter how much it hurts. Today, we sent Lumber Jack Bob to the North Pole for this exclusive coverage of the labor unrest at the big guy's factory. Wolf Douglas anchors the report.
Why can't little Baby Jesus be reborn himself?
WHACKO-TV management assigned the Holiday Greeting video to the Goth people who work in shipping and mailing this year, and this is what we got from them. We don't want to say it is radical, that would only make them feel good, but, well, it is different. Let thee without sin throw the first stone.