HALLOWEEN GHOSTS AND GOBLINS
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Lots of pumpkins are out on the street without a home. And this is the reason we brought this new client to WHACKO-TV: Where’s The Pumpkin! We have no idea what they sell, but their tune is catchy and their social commentary embedded in their TV commercial must mean something. If only Wendy’s could be this creative.
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If October is for baseball, then November certainly is for SPOOKY TOWNE and all the Halloween costume stores. Yes, as unbelievable as it may seem SPOOKY TOWNE is going out of business again. Why, they just opened. And the WHACKO-TV news department told us they saw a truck backed up on the loading dock full of Christmas supplies ready to unload. Looks like Fast Eddie Spookinski has pulled off another Halloween mask to reveal he is really Sandy Claws.
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This time of the year everyone's looking for costume ideas for Halloween. That is why WHACKO-TV took this spot from SPOOKY TOWNE. Every year they open up and then they have this going out of business sale. They have some great ideas for Trick or Treat, but can we really trust Eddie Spookinski.
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Ever since Bram Stoker's 1897 story, Dracula, we humans have been mystified by vampires and the whole concept of dead people, who were discovered around the same time history began. Safina is the guest on HEY, CAN WE TALK and true to form, Wolf Douglas, who was named after the famous werewolf, Blitzer of CEE-N-N-DA-LAND, asks the tough questions, and pays for it, in the end.
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PATRICK THE PIXIE AND LUCKY CHARM DO IT AGAIN, LARGE IRISH FAMILY WITH WEBBED FEET TO FOLLOW
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Every year Patrick the Pixie and the Irish frog Lucky Charm send a video from Ireland to give the people of WHACKO-TV land a little bit of luck. Of course, we aren’t sure if it works, but we all told that if you share this video with 10 other people today, you will get good luck, or was that something about you getting lucky today. Well, Thanks to Patrick and Lucky Charm for their extremely weird and whacko video and Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you.
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The first St. Patrick's Day took place in New York City on March 17, 1762. Yes, another great thing from New York, like American Pizza and Midnight Cowboy. Each year, WHACKO-TV gives you Patrick the Pixie and Lucky Charm, the talking frog. And as legend has it, if you send this video link to ten of your best friends, good things begin to happen to them and you don't have to kiss a frog. So, send some good luck and have a great St. Patrick's Day. Magic Wand is optional, unless Erin actually does go bragh-less.
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St. Patrick's Pixie and Lucky Charm the Frog come to WHACKO-TV to do the first annual GOOD LUCK SHOW. Demonstrating how you can get lucky.
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AMERICAN THANKSGIVING FEAST OF THE OVER-EATERS
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Everyone loves a parade, but this new video is the never-before-released audition for holiday parade announcers from two young kids MARGE and MUMBLES. Marge claims she is a famous character on a TV show, while Mumbles claims he is a 50s cartoon icon. Well, in case you were wondering, they didn’t get the job, but WHACKO-TV has the video.
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It is so difficult to merge the idea of Christmas, Labor and movements into one ball of excitement for the season, but WHACKO-TV must do the job of bringing you breaking news no matter how much it hurts. Today, we sent Lumber Jack Bob to the North Pole for this exclusive coverage of the labor unrest at the big guy’s factory. Wolf Douglas anchors the report.
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This time of the year, we try hard not to be sucked into season’s greetings or be trampled by the galloping good tidings that seem to happen earlier and earlier each year. Four years ago, some of the animals of WHACKO-TV decided to write a song about Christmas. We were just as surprised as most people at the content of their lyric. The song has been re-mastered in stereo and HD (where available) and is now back on the air. We succumbed to the pressure of being seasonal without a reasonable reason.
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During the holiday season, be on the lookout for those loved ones who may suffer from depression. The WHACKO-TV players have put together a little song and dance number that will surely lift your spirits; that is because they have been hitting the spirits all day. Why be depressed when you can just smile for a few minutes, then go back to being yourself.
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A WHACKO-TV News crew flew out to the mountains to take a look at how the Christmas tree farmers bring in their annual money crop. Boy, were we surprised to run into a highly organized group of animals who protested the whole Christmas tree thing. We should all be glad that don't have the right to vote.
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WHACKO-TV management assigned the Holiday Greeting video to the Goth people who work in shipping and mailing this year, and this is what we got from them. We don't want to say it is radical, that would only make them feel good, but, well, it is different. Let thee without sin throw the first stone.
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4th of July - Independence Day
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Wolf Douglas returns to one of his old stomping grounds, when he would put his clod-hoppers on and walk in the 4th of July parade with the other crazy people of America. This tribute to our United States of America will certainly get you in the mood for a wonderful holiday weekend. Unless you are celebrating Canada Day?
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WHACKO-TV spares no expense when it comes to covering cultural events. GROUNDHOG DAY was no exception. WHACKO-TV spares no expense when it comes to covering cultural events. This time the crew didn't keep repeating themselves like the movie, they actually got in there and got the real dirt on Punxsutawney Phil and asked the hard questions on the latest protest against this event by PETA. We got both sides of the story.
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