We believe in freedom of speech at WHACKO-TV but even we feel we have gone too far. In an effort to do something that most of the networks refuse to do, we present Micro-Debates. This is where little known candidates get to state their case. Our first fringe candidate could certainly be considered LUNATIC FRINGE at best. But then, that’s why we call it WHACKO-TV.
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It is quite odd that after the rebels of Libya marched into Tripoli, they cannot seem to find Muammar Gaddafi. Maybe they misplaced him, or maybe he is simply on holiday. Why didn’t the squad of female bodyguards have their own reality TV show by now? Homeless Harry and the Hash Pipes perform their new song Gaddafi Disposal for you in their spanking brand new music video seen exclusively on WHACKO-TV. We are on top of the news.
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Finally the government has added another branch we can get behind. Homeland Security just added a new division that will patrol the Internet and keep America safe from all those bad people. If you have ever been on the Internet you will love this new show about the I.P.P. – Internet Patrol Police. Meet Lt. Dewayne Bradshaw of the I.P.P. and see exactly how far Uncle Sam has reached to grab that mouse right out of your hand.
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What is happening in Washington, DC lately is enough to
drive the most politically unaware person crazy. WHACKO-TV was there with Harry Reid from the
Senate and Speaker John Boehner of the House in a symbolic burned out building
to discuss the current problem with the looming default. Will the United States of America default, or
get some more cash from the building where they print it? Can compromise really
be so far away from people who have free healthcare and pensions for life?
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SAME SEX MARRIAGE - ONCE YOU ARE MARRIED YOU HAVE THE SAME SEX
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One of the guys in the art department wanted to do some anti-war video. He’s kind of creepy, you know like those hippies in the 60s, only he was born like in the eighties. Well, that being said, we decided to give him a chance with his first video on WHACKO-TV. FARMER JOHN, you know the one with the daughter that every traveling salesman is in love with; he has a small cameo, but most of this one is political.
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JON STEWART & STEPHEN COLBERT PULL OFF RALLY
200,000 HELP LITTER MALL
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When WHACKO-TV got the word that there would be a giant rally in Washington, DC, we jumped in our News mini-van and drove to the Nation's Capitol to see what was going on. Boy, were we surprised. We thought it was a Rally to Restore Vanity, but when we got there, there were two guys on stage from another network. Once again, Wolf Douglas made chicken salad out of, well, you know what we mean.
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Well it is that time of the year for elections and the race for Mayor in Intercourse, PA has taken a nasty turn. WHACKO-TV has been running this spot for the incumbent Benny Schneckter. This is what politics are like in the Keystone State. Wow, Amish Parties are fun.
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WHACKO-TV once again has landed a special video from an "unknown" source of the brand new training being used by local police departments in Arizona. With the new SB 1070 scheduled to go into effect on July 28, 2010 and the Federal government suing the state to keep them from cracking down on illegals, this video is revealing. It really amplifies the challenges cops will face.
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With the new law in Arizona, WHACKO-TV had to accept advertising for the state's tourist board. If you look closely at this ad, not only are they selling the benefits of their state, but also giving you little hints at how the new law will affect you and your loved ones when they travel to the state this summer. If you go there every again?
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Tis the season for hard fought local elections, even in a small town in Pennsylvania. This well-crafted commercial shows the issues of the Amish community and how they fight for representation in the world of the English. WHACKO-TV once again is taking political commercials and the audience asks, Why?
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WHACKO-TV never lets any grass grow under its collective feats. Another accomplishment comes to the little screen. This time we return to ALCATRAZ and the cell of Rufus T to get some tips on how to treat plants. April showers bring May flowers, assuming that the flood waters of March will recede faster than Wolf Douglas' hairline. Catch the new show: THE PLANT MAN OF ALCATRAZ.
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In President Obama's STATE OF THE UNION address, many things were said. So many things that of course, the common man and woman needs "experts" to unravel it all and help them shape their opinions. In comes Wolf Douglas and the crack WHACKO-TV round table of political analysts to get it straight. Catch the award winning coverage you just can't get anywhere else.
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WHACKO-TV took its investigative cameras to the woods to talk to Patrick the Pixie about Healthcare. The Healthcare Pixie brings a slightly different perspective to this important problem in our society today. We checked his facts and he is right. You can believe this Pixie.
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Well, the CONFIRMATION HEARINGS for SONIA SOTOMAYOR may be over, but the sterling coverage provided by WHACKO-TV through their loose affiliation with WHACKO-SPAN gave some real life lessons on what it takes to be a Chief Justice in this land. Why is Senator Lyndsey Beaver so nervous?
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We were forced to put our General Manager on the air again reading one of his stupid editorials. This time Thwig takes on the Post Office and gives them a piece of his mind. There are only three pieces left.
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Whacko-TV Election Night coverage unveils new hologram technology with reporter Yo Yo Dee beaming in from Des Moines, Iowa
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Grand Old Lion of the Republican party and Al Gore-rilla, Democrat discuss the coming election with EAT THE PRESS moderator, Dwight Douglas
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Our moderator Dwight Douglas interviews Bucky Johnston from Alaska, Francois Mitteromney of France and Gaylord Blowhaarder of San Francisco about the press.
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WHACKO-TV has to run political spots too, and this is just one of them.
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The new show that asks all the right questions, but doesn't deliver the wrong answers.
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WHACKO-TV's popular series, MAYBE I'M STUPID presents the Election Special that urges everyone to vote.
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